Singin' me some post Cambridge Delta Module One Blues

Preparing Module One of the Cambridge DELTA was truly a transforming experience, and I honestly can't wait until Module Two.

But now that the stress of the exam is over, I'm feeling a little emptied out.

No more discourse to analyze, no more definitions to memorize, no more phonetic symbols to transcriptize...

So I just thought I'd a'write me a little blues song about it all. Hope y'all enjoy it.


DELTA Module One Blues

Da DA da da DA

Da DA da da DA

Paper One, Task One

Was lookin’ pretty fun

Left out a definition

Too scared I’d look dumb

Turned out to be the right one

Now I’m feelin’ glum

Da DA da da DA

Da DA da da DA

Paper One, Task Four

I just wrote more and more

Grammar and phonetics

‘Bout spillin’ onto the floor

Laid out 60 points

Feel sure of maybe 24

Da DA da da DA

Da DA da da DA

Paper One, Task Five

It just didn’t jive

Time was a'wastin’

Went into full drive

Hey, got it all finished

I guess I survived.

Da DA da da DA

Da DA da da DA

Went into Paper Two

Feelin’ kinda blue

Thought it was simpler

Just hopin’ that's true

Got it all done with

Wrote a lotta stuff too.

Da DA da da DA

Da DA da da DA

Oh sweet Delta, Delta

You really changed my life

Used to be a great mother

Used to be a good wife

Can’t wait for Module 2 now….

(Drum roll)

To cut up my teachin’ with a knife.